What on earth was the London 2012 Olympic committee thinking when they endorsed Muse's dreadful track Survival as its official song? It's horrible to think that such corny number will signature all key moments of the event.
Had the London Olympic honchos had any sense of fun then they would have licensed Scuba's enormously banging tune NE1BUTU as its flagship song. The track pays homage to Britain's vibrant rave music heritage, featuring big beats and a classic soulful vocal element. Furthermore, the video is the happiest clip you're likely to see this year, with all the races that comprise modern British life dancing and having a top time together.
And the video also features Normski! Turns out the rumours he had died during a botched corrective laser eye treatment for his short sightedness were false.